My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.
it’s a song about a dude being fucking stoked to marry his fiance and poking fun at the ‘marriage is the end right fellas’ culture by saying ‘guess ill die then! worth it!’ and i think that’s neat
one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
the priest who baptised my little sister and was also the priest fr my primary school suddenly left the church and disappeared years ago and none of the teachers would answer any kids who asked what happened to him.
So anyway he’s openly gay now and his Facebook bio is ‘sex god’ what a fucking icon
